Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his
neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" 

"Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup."

"What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe. 

"Well," confessed Ray, "I admit its a lousy excuse.  But, if I
don't want to loan you my axe, one excuse is as good as
another."

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